Three ways in. Every price is the whole price — no 'starting at', no seat licenses, no mystery line items that sound like law firms.
One groan-worthy task, automated and live in three weeks. Perfect for the AI-curious.
$1,900 / one-time
$1,900 / one-time. still. it's already cheap.
DIP THE TOEWhat's included
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Your own AI department, minus the payroll. We keep building while you keep running the shop.
$3,500 / per month
$2,900 / per month, billed annually
BE THE MAIN CHARACTERWhat's included
The whole operation, AI-ified. For small businesses ready to act suspiciously large.
CUSTOM / let's talk
CUSTOM / still let's talk
GO FULL ROBOTWhat's included
THE GUARANTEE: if your first automation doesn't save you real time within 30 days, we keep working for free until it does. The robot doesn't eat until you do.
Every feature, every plan, one honest grid. Screenshot it. Show your accountant. We'll wait.
| What you get | THE TOE-DIP | THE MAIN CHARACTER | THE FULL ROBOT |
|---|---|---|---|
| Automations built for you | 1, one-time | 1 new every month | As many as it takes |
| Works with the tools you already use | Included | Included | Included |
| Training video + cheat sheet | Included | Included | Included |
| AI chatbot, tuned monthly | Not included | Included | Included |
| Real humans on call (Slack or phone) | Not included | Included | Included |
| Monthly 'what's actually working' report | Not included | Included | Included |
| AI trained on your own data | Not included | Not included | Included |
| Multi-system integrations | Not included | Not included | Included |
| On-site team workshops | Not included | Not included | Included |
| Support window | 30 days | Ongoing | Priority, always |
| Your move → | DIP THE TOE | BE THE MAIN CHARACTER | GO FULL ROBOT |
It's the opposite of a problem — it's our target demographic. If you can use a phone, you can run everything we build. We handle the nerd stuff; you get a button that says 'go'.
No, and we'd refuse the job if that were the plan. We automate tasks — the invoice-chasing, inbox-drowning, copy-paste misery — so your humans can do human work. Nobody good gets replaced by a robot that can't make coffee.
Yours. Full stop. We never train public models on your data, everything's locked to your accounts, and if we part ways you keep every robot we built. Prenup included, basically.
First automation live in about three weeks, most clients. If a vendor quotes you six months and a steering committee, blink twice and call us.