RULE 01
NO JARGON
If we can't explain it over coffee, we don't ship it. Anyone who says 'synergistic LLM paradigm' buys lunch for the office.
We're Overclocked: a pocket-sized AI agency that thinks small businesses deserve the same robot army the big guys have — minus the consultants, the acronyms, and the invoice that needs its own mortgage.
In 2022, our founder watched her sister's bakery nearly drown — not in dough, but in admin. Quotes, invoices, DMs, rotas, reviews. Meanwhile every AI agency in town wanted six figures and a 'discovery phase' longer than a pregnancy.
So we built the bakery a bot in three weeks. It answered orders at 2am, chased late payments politely-but-firmly, and never once asked for a raise. The bakery got its evenings back. We got a business model.
Sixty-three small businesses later, the plan hasn't changed: find the boring work, feed it to a robot, hand you the leash.
RULE 01
If we can't explain it over coffee, we don't ship it. Anyone who says 'synergistic LLM paradigm' buys lunch for the office.
RULE 02
We don't want your enterprise. We want your bakery, your plumbing firm, your three-chair salon. That's the whole mission.
RULE 03
Our robots take tasks, not jobs. We automate the drudgery so your people can do the work that needs a heartbeat.
RULE 04
Weeks, not quarters. A working robot on Tuesday beats a perfect roadmap next fiscal year. Every single time.